Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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