Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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