these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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