hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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