I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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