stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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