talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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