Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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