terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
