I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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