is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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