well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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