I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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