Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i will never coherently bang her
no. you can't hotbox the world.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
