whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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