You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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