if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You're so nebulous sometimes
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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