bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
