East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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