ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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