we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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