brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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