then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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