it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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