And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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