Quick, to the slutcave!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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