Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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