He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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