Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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