it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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