Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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