It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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