I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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