Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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