WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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