The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I could fuck to npr.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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