it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
