you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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