We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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