when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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