I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
