it was like his penis was on wheels.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you will always have a special place in my vag
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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