So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
