During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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