Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
