my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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