I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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