Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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