i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
that's an acceptable place to lick
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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