I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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