You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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