Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Randomize
