You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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