sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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